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June 29th, 2006

Thick

I walked over to the Brooklyn Public Library to get a book and a DVD and read magazines and stop sweating. That’s when the death themes picked up again(dead TV producers (Aaron Spelling), dead squirrels(2) and rats (1), a much-needed Volvo dying, a camera battery going kaput, a lease terminated). I narrowed my new book choice down to: Brooklyn Follies by Paul Auster or White Teeth by Zadie Smith. I usually decide based on a combo. of the cover, some jacket reviews, friend’s endorsement, thickness, wornness, but this time I read the opening paragraph of both. Smith: “…He was prepared for it. He had flipped a coin and stood staunchly by the results. This was a decided-upon suicide. In fact, it was a New Year’s resolution. Auster: “I was looking for a quiet place to die. Someone recommended Brooklyn, and so the next morning I traveled down there from Westchester to scope out the terrain. I hadn’t been back in fifty-six years, and I remembered nothing. My parents had moved out of the city when I was three, but I instinctively found myself returning to the neighborhood where we had lived, crawling home like some wounded dog to the place of my birth. A local real estate agent ushered me around to six or seven brownstone flats, and by the end of the afternoon I had rented a two-bedroom garden apartment on First Street, just half a block away from Prospect Park. I had no idea who my neighbors were, and I didn’t care. They all worked at nine-to-five jobs, none of them had any children, and therefore the building would be relatively silent. More than anything else, that was what I craved. A silent end to my sad and ridiculous life.” Huh. Look at that. Aside from the similar leitmotifs of my two potential reads, my parents moved out of Brooklyn when I was 3, too. I chose Auster. It was a good book. SPOILER ALERT. DON’T READ NEXT SENTENCE IF YOU WANT TO READ THE BOOK. He doesn’t die. I finished the book and then was promptly handed another death book — Joan Didion’s The Year of Magical Thinking. Everyone but her, dies, so far. I was trying to see if I was a “read a book while sitting on a park bench” kinda a guy so I went to Cobble Hill Park kitty korner to my new apartment and peeled open the joan death book. 5 minutes later, a woman on a stoop 30 feet away started sobbing out loud, loudly. People in the park looked up. Head buried into knees, she held a steady rhythm of somatic groans. A mom pushed a stroller by me with her son holding on. The kid said out loud, loudly: “What a little crybaby”. Pleased no doubt, that he wasn’t the one crying and getting the undesired attention. The mom and me exchanged upward turned eyebrow looks of “I hope she’s okay”. I tried to read more Didion but I Didnot, the words couldn’t compete. I tried to catch her glance but her pose was perpetual, an ostrich head in sand of sadness. After 15 minutes or so the mom passed by again and, noticing the sobbing woman was now gone, asked: was she okay? I said someone stopped and asked and I heard a muffled deflection of what was probably “yeah I’m…yeah…fine…thanks”. She walked on and I got on my bike to get to the Fairway in Red Hook where you can eat on their back deck and watch a huge body of water and the ships that push through it. A lot of things were dying but my hunger wasn’t. It was supposed to be raining soon.

Death can be good, also.

The death of the political career, for now, and by his own hands, of Sharp James of Newark NY is a good thing. 2 years back a POV documentary called Street Fight aired and made me cringe. It chronicles a young Yale Law graduate (Cory Booker) running for mayor of Newark, N.J. against Sharpe James, the four-term incumbent twice his age. More from their site: …this insider’s chronicle of the 2002 race for mayor in Newark, New Jersey is riveting, delivering a dramatic account of youthful energy and ideals running headlong into old-guard machine politics and racial demagoguery. These opposing forces are, of course, nothing new in American elections. But, in Newark in 2002, a black mayor was using these tactics against a black challenger.

Early on, a staffer for Cory Booker, the upstart challenger in the race, warns that this election will be decided in the streets. “Street Fight” lives up to the staffer’s prediction — and to its own title — as the campaign between Booker and four-time Mayor Sharpe James devolves from dirty tricks to intimidation to the threat of worse. The film crew itself becomes a target for Mayor James’ supporters — and the mayor himself — who see everyone as either for them or against them. The race turns uglier as city police show up at public housing projects to bar Booker from canvassing for votes. Local merchants who display Booker signs, or hold house meetings for him, find their businesses raided and closed down for code violations. Anyone doing business with the city is made to understand they must support the mayor. Public housing residents fear eviction; city employees fear demotion.

These are brutal machine tactics; livelihoods are on the line. Booker’s team has to run a “stealth” campaign that shields the identity of many local supporters. But this is only the beginning of James’ bare-knuckle tactics — which turn menacing when the mayor’s bodyguards accost Street Fight’s film crew at a rally. Despite director Curry having gotten permission and encouragement from the mayor’s campaign press director to attend, Newark police in suits eject him.

So, James won. But that was then.
There was another election this year and James pulled out at the last minute. Booker won and his party swept the council seats.

Sweet.

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snapshot out the window of my temporary office. Crazy to think there was supposed to be zeppelins docking at the tip of the Empire State.
June 28th, 2006

WHO

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June 18th, 2006

Cement Art Truck

Nice truck. Sometimes that’s all you need out of a walk.

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In the expansive basement of my downtown Brooktown building the manager plays miniature golf with residents, usually while sipping on beer. They laugh a lot and take it ridiculously serious. A seriousness they all know is more than the event warrants. It’s a pleasure to watch such misplaced seriousness, such attention to formalities of their own invention. The “hole” is a plastic cup turned over on its end. There are patches of carpet slow zones, allowing an opportunity to halt the ball. There’s some trap circles of fringe, clogging up the fairway. The manager/elevator operator says he rarely loses and it’s appropriate hearing this know that he’s named “wolf”. I ask one day if that’s his real name and he says yes, but it’s short for Wolfredo. I have the urge to say Dave is short for Davesito, but it’s not a strong urge. I like wolf. And I bet he does win a lot. He’s not the type, but a victory howl is something I’d want from him.

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I choose a long route home down Broadway through Washington Square Park which eventually takes me by a macabre scene of a black-suited man lying dead at a busy intersection which I soon learn from the UPS guy, who walked right by the nattily dressed cadaver, that no, he’s not dead…or if he is, he drank a lot before he died because man, you get near him and you better not light a match. The ambulance and fire truck people pull up and likely rolled their eyes when they go to examine him. I push along. Suddenly I’m upon “The Cage”, the legendary W.4th street basketball mad max thunderdome full court. I’m staring at these hulkoid bodies tossing words and the rock around in this impossibly small asphalt court. It’s like the size of courts you see in movies, truncated so more action can be filmed….quicker transitions. If you’ve played the game, you notice the odd dimensions immediately in movies. So, I’m watching this fast break-less game through 30 ft high chain links when it occurs to me that one guy has to be Ron Artest. I’m not really a huge basketball watcher but I’m a face reader/recorder. And since this guy recently was traded to Sac I must’ve seen Ron on TV while staying there for 2 months. Ron stares at me staring at him. I move around for better views and soon I’m standing next to some congenial fellows who are commenting on the game and I ask: “is that…R__…” I get to “Ron” and they’re nodding. “ya know, I haven’t been here long, but the 2 minutes I saw demonstrated, skill-wise, that this had to be him…” Artestimonial. Artestify. Artest doesn’t give partial credit. I notice his shoes sported a blue/yellow color scheme. Dug his old Pacer shoes out to match his canary W.4th jersey. Because pros have panache, along with game.
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June 11th, 2006

Iron Artist Wobble Hips Ninja Snowman Inversion

I cycle over on the recently-liberated-from-basement orange Schwinn that loses its chain every 5 minutes resulting in black sticky handshakes and moments of zero braking ability to PS1 in Queens:

The competition:

The competition consists of two duels, each 45 minutes in length. Using materials and tools provided at P.S.1, the opponents in each duel will create artwork in response to a theme revealed to them on the spot. Running commentary will be provided by a panel of judges, roving commentators, and prominent New York art critics.

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June 3rd, 2006

First will be this:

NYC

SAT evening went to dinner party hosted by this young guy who teachers history at Princeton. He is Italian and is therefore named: Giovanni. Talked with a young scientist from Switzerland who studies viruses. Hepatitis C mostly. His name was Ivo but when he introduced himself it sounded like he said “evil”. We joked about that. I wanted to say “I’m Good, and later we will clash in a momentous battle. Good luck to you. I am fair.” I talked with an arrogant gallery curator named Cicily who was falsely tanned and who was incrediblly bored with what I had to say until I mentioned an obscure artist who I liked (not THAT obscure…Charles Sheeler….big dealio). THEN she perked up. But it was too late. I moved on. No time in the world for such arrogance. Talked with an interesting lawyer woman who got through law school by dancing at a strip club in San Francisco. She does sexual abuse cases often now. She’s married to a sculptor who created Zoob, a building block “toy” that allows more options then Legos. It made them very rich. They like to buy very expensive chairs and put them in either their San Francisco or New York house. Eenie Meenie Minie Mo.

Today I met with a film maker named Maggie. Makes good espresso and held no grudge for me being late. She’s trying to find someone to make a short movie trailer for her about a young rap star named Half A Mil. I looked at footage today. I also had another interview. With a hiring agency. Not very inspiring. And I didn’t have enough samples for her see. Something she never requested. I had no résumés (!) to give her (she saw it online). She said I need to get my “game hat” on. It was defeating/deflating/waste of time. Didn’t even care to say it’s “game face” I sat in a park afterward to get my “happy face” back on. Later I rode a green bike across Brooklyn to Queens. Took a long, dusty, time and I had to ask directions no less than 3 times but while pulling up my sleeve to look at my watch at one point the kid I was passing said: It’s 4:15.

He was right.

Yesterday I asked an older guy on the street where I could find good coffee because I wanted good coffee but also I wanted to have a random conversation and he smiled at his friend and pointed at a steamy cup sitting on the newspaper dispenser and said that’s it. Come Here he said and walked me into a market and gestured to the coffee maker and I went to serve myself but he said NO NO let’s make a fresh pot (he didn’t work there)and so we did/he did and we talked and his name was Douglas and his buddy was George and Douglas could describe the front of the building I’m staying in because he lived in the hood his entire life. It’s called the Liberty Building he said and I didn’t even know that. He went on to tell me about The Morning Crew, a group of older guys who show up at 6 in the morning and get coffee and sit on milk crates in the back of the store and solve the world’s problems.

Glad I asked.

Took two nice rides today on the green bike and enjoyed a green-bottled beer on the roof of the sublet building with some friends and strangers and some good weather. One guy, Owen, recently bought 20 acres of land in Arizona for 20 thousand dollars off of Ebay and has a 3 part plan which will eventually end in having a house somewhere on these 20 acres.

Yesterday I saw Tim Robbins, the celebrity I most look like, filming a movie where at some point he is wearing all black and carrying a large knife. Concealed. He saw me too. BUt there was no stare down of doppelgangers. He’s graying now so the similarity is changing. Perhaps our semblances will meet up again in the years to come. I took out the cell phone I was concealing and stole a snapshot. Puketzarazzi. THen, a block away, I saw Bill Irwin (Brilliant performer in the vein of Charlie Chaplin…had a beautiful character on Northern Exposure…a guy who could fly). He gave ME a double take for some reason. Thought I was Tim Robbins? I think I’d be great as a face reader at the airport trying to spot dangerous, mug-shot people. My mind works quickly at determining if I’ve seen someone before. I’ve been challenged at times — DAVE, That’s not him…..So I have to walk over and prove it. In an odd way, I think it helps to have been told by many people I look like someone else, something I largely attribute to having “definitive” glasses.

My Metro swipe card twice said “card not valid here”. i added money to it, thinking it out, and tried again. Third “card not valid here”. I talked to the vested guy. He put in machine, and it verified a tidy sum. We walked back to the swipe turnstiles. I asked him to try, “maybe you have a better touch”…It worked for him. We laughed….he said” there IS a touch to it. Did you see the Post today? THere’s an article about it. I laughed and told him it was only my 2nd week in New York so it’s likely that this is it…..” I touched his shoulder as I told him this, for emphasis. More laughter as I strided away towards the 4,5,6 stairs. Later, I remembered I was gonna buy the Post….but it was getting late and it seemed like the scene had enough input to remain enjoyable, without this final touch.

I’ve discovered something. If you live down the street from the Brooklyn 911 dispatch center and the Brooklyn 84th Precinct Police Station and a Brooklyn fire house, Division 11, it can give you the impression that Brooklyn is noisy during certain hours when emergencies happen. Oh, you’re right….emergencies happen ALL THE TIME. The other morning, this alarm clock I’m borrowing went off with a loud ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ( I usually can’t tolerate the shock these alarms give you…but it’s the only option on the radioless clock) and I folded the sound into the soundscape of downtown Brooklyn streaming through the windows I keep open because it’s so hot these days.

Travelled to Red Hook because Time Out magazine said I should. Disturbed by a mom’s behavior on the bus. Smacking her smiley son on the head and calling him “shit face”. She yelled at her other son too but he was old enough to feel less physical threat than his younger bro. He actually leered at her, tauntingly. The little guy seemed to rally and understand his mom was crazy. I gave him as many smiles as I could. Had that feeling again that if I intervene he’s gonna have hell to pay later. So, smiles.

Art show at Red Hook Waterfront. Best title: Gnomeland Security. Garden gnomes guarding the premises with menace and authority.
2nd place, good title for art: Intruded Nude. Large woman standing in tub with shower curtain drawn open, revealing her. Her expression is not that surprised. She knows the person.
Nice paintings by:

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Kristiana Pärn

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Michael Ruffo


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